Dear Essex Business Forum, who’s heart is in their profession
Hallowed be thy name
Your referrals will come, they will be done
On earth, as it is, in the world wide web.
Give us this day, our Thursday breakfast
As I spread the word of storage solutions
And forgive me for offering discount, to EBF members
As we forgive those GEEZERS, who try to compete, against us.
And Lead them not into temptation, as mine is High Tech Security
All units are alarmed, and we have 24hr CC TV
Deliveries can be accepted without you, Awaiting your retrieval
We will email you, because we know, that you are very busy people
For THINE, is the REEM Self Storage Company
We have the POWER, with our customers’ testimony
And the GLORY, of being a member, of this business community.
Forever and ever